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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via ph0tographsandmemories)

sparklecheese:

awwww-cute:

My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

this is too cute!

sparklecheese:

awwww-cute:

My boyfriend Cliff works from home, but our kitten Simon insists on being held multiple times throughout the day. This was impacting Cliff’s ability to get work done so we had to fashion a kitten sling so that Simon could get his snuggles in and Cliff could work

this is too cute!

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morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

(via the-perksofbeingsara)

"the courage it took to get out of bed each
morning
to face the same things
over and over
was
enormous."

Charles Bukowski (via schattengespenst)

(Source: adderalldust, via schattengespenst)

*4

I’ve decided that I look fantastic in all my pictures, and anyone who doesn’t think so can just Moonwalk the heck away from me, because I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

image

did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

(via rustyspoonangel)

"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."

Eliezer Yudkowsky 

Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry. 

(via toostoked)

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satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via bryarly)

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I felt pretty today. So, have a photo of my face. Also, have a photo because I’m not anorexic. I’m feeling fantastic. And I’m happy to be alive. #selfie #me #IFeelPretty

I felt pretty today. So, have a photo of my face. Also, have a photo because I’m not anorexic. I’m feeling fantastic. And I’m happy to be alive. #selfie #me #IFeelPretty

masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

(via elliegirl01)

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

(via ph0tographsandmemories)

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

stoned-levi:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

horse horse horse horse horse horse horse

(via and-so-they-died-the-end)